JUST FOR LAUGHS...GOTTA LOVE THOSE KIDS!!!!!

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JUST FOR LAUGHS...GOTTA LOVE THOSE KIDS!!!!!

Post by Virtuous on Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:38 am

3 year old Reese starts the prayer..."Our Father, who does art in heaven. Harold is His name - Amen!
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old boy prayed..."And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait'." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."
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3 year old Alex's parents decided to let him be in the delivery room to see his baby sister being born. As his mother gave the last push, out pops his baby sister. The doctor turns her over and pops her on her little behind. She begins to cry. Alex says, "Pop her little butt again. She shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place."

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Re: JUST FOR LAUGHS...GOTTA LOVE THOSE KIDS!!!!!

Post by dreamster on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:15 pm

lol! lol! lol! my kinda ppl.. :thankyou: :thankyou: V,,,, flower D


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Post by Virtuous on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:17 pm

Laughter is good for the soul, Dreamster! I'm glad you enjoyed them!

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Post by Lori on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:36 pm

rofl thumbs Very Funny V, thanks for sharing! :clap: :clap:

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Post by Dove-Solutions on Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:36 pm

From the mouths of babes! LOL!


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Post by dreamster on Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:29 pm

lol! can i come over an play wiv them.. rofl rofl huggins huggins


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Post by Cholette on Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:39 am

That was VERY cute. Gotta love the children...so innocent and fuuuuuuuunnnny!


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